Chapter Eleven: The Love-Obsessed Mind Test

“Psychiatric hospital?”

“Yeah, I just saw they were seriously injured,” Xu Si said gently and understandingly. “Besides, didn’t he help me get loans from several banks back then? This is what they call repaying kindness.”

Considering the original owner’s status as a poor student, it wasn’t just bank loans, even online loans were hard to get approved. So if there weren’t Si Jincheng’s involvement, how could she believe it?

“...Hmm, fine, they’re all hospitals anyway, probably no difference,” Nan Xian pondered carefully, looking at the back of the girl’s head.

Unable to resist, he called out, “Little fierce ghost!”

“Hm?” Xu Si’s tone turned cold. Don’t start preaching now, telling her to repay evil with kindness! Otherwise...

“You can’t be this kind-hearted from now on,” came the indignant voice from behind.

Xu Si clenched her fist in vain.

Seeing the suspicion on her face, Nan Xian blushed: “He wanted you to be utterly destroyed, but you still called a doctor for them. That makes people think you’re easy to bully.”

Si Jiu: “...Hmm, the god has his own understanding of kindness!”

Looking at Nan Xian’s serious face, Xu Si couldn’t help but smile. She stepped forward, gently touching his flushed cheek with her cool fingertip.

With a light laugh, she said, “Hot, gods have body temperature too?”

“Of course,” Nan Xian muttered softly, his whole body as red as a boiled shrimp, wishing he could curl up.

The glow of the setting sun bathed their backs, dazzling and radiant.

Xu Si suddenly withdrew her hand as if burned and strode away briskly.

“Let’s go, I’ll treat you to barbecue.”

“Oh!” Nan Xian scratched his cheek, wearing a silly grin that was hard to suppress.

‘Si Jiu, did she just touch me? Has she succumbed to the divine allure of my face? Hah, the little fierce ghost is shallow, but I like it, hehe.’

Si Jiu: ‘...God, data analysis shows you’re highly likely to have a love-struck brain. You’re not suited for descending to face emotional trials. Please return immediately to the divine realm.’

‘Nonsense! I, the supreme deity, am wise and mighty. How could I be love-struck?’

‘Hmm? What’s this love brain test?’ Seeing the test questions displayed in his mind, Nan Xian didn’t care: ‘Fine, I’ll do it. Afraid of you?’

Meanwhile, Xu Si, walking ahead, was still uneasy about her impulsive touch.

‘Hiss, no reason. I’ve seen countless handsome men in the galaxy. Why would I have romantic feelings for his face? Could it be the original owner’s influence? Have I become love-struck?’

A flicker of killing intent flashed in Xu Si’s eyes: ‘No, love only slows my sword draw speed!’

With that thought, she immediately took out her phone.

Searched: How to know if you’re love-struck?

Result: One hundred questions self-test.

Okay, open it, start answering!

One human, one god, one leading, one following, until they dawdled to the barbecue stand.

“Hm? Ninety-nine points? Full score ten?” Xu Si’s world tilted. Her cat-like eyes narrowed as she started considering a place to dump a body.

Her finger unconsciously slid down to the bottom of the page.

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‘Full score one hundred, scored ninety-nine, the best intellectual brain in history!’

“Alright then, you can live for now.”

Putting away her phone, Xu Si looked at the barbecue stand owner. “Boss, just bring twenty skewers for now.”

“That’s ten each for us, right?”

“That’s plenty.” Nan Xian was distracted and didn’t hear what Xu Si said, only staring confidently at the result: ninety-nine points.

Raising an eyebrow, he said, ‘What’s this? Full score a thousand? I only got ninety-nine. How could I be love-struck? Haha, truly a divine fool.’

Si Jiu was embarrassed: ‘God, who told you the full score was a thousand?’

‘Isn’t it obvious?’ Nan Xian was extremely proud.

Before the smile froze on his face, Si Jiu’s mechanical voice rang out continuously.

‘Alert, alert, detected ninety-nine high-score love-struck brain. Supreme deity, please return immediately to the divine realm!’

Nan Xian: “...” The sky fell.

“Here you go, miss, your skewers.” The owner was enthusiastic.

“Thanks,” Xu Si responded politely.

Inhaling the intoxicating aroma, Xu Si’s eyes lit up. She grabbed a skewer and quickly but politely popped it into her mouth.

The grilled lean meat, crispy and fragrant, burst with spicy and savory flavors, fully stimulating her taste buds.

‘Damn it, what kind of hard life did I live in the galaxy before!’

Taking advantage of Nan Xian still dazed, she quickly devoured one skewer after another. Only when the last one was left did she reluctantly feed it to Nan Xian.

Still in mental turmoil, Nan Xian instinctively licked his lips, then quickly transformed into a small rodent-like creature, chewing vigorously.

“What is this delicious thing!” Nan Xian’s eyes widened sharply.

He grabbed Si Jiu, who was about to send him back to the divine realm, and locked eyes fiercely with Xu Si: “Tastes ten thousand times better than instant noodles. The only flaw is it’s a bit prickly and the aftertaste is slightly off.”

Nan Xian chewed the last bit of skewer, giving a serious review.

“Hm? Little fierce ghost, why are you just standing there?”

“N-nothing,” Xu Si shook her head, quietly withdrawing the hand that wanted to pull the skewer from Nan Xian’s mouth.

Sitting back down, she said leisurely, “Maybe unlike your noble godhood, when we eat barbecue, we never eat this...”

She waved the leftover wooden skewer in front of Nan Xian with a smile in her eyes: “I wanted to pull it out for you, but you ate too fast. Can’t blame me.”

“Little fierce ghost, you did it on purpose!” Nan Xian’s eyes widened.

Before Xu Si could explain, he quickly said, “Unless you get me another twenty skewers, don’t expect me to forgive you.”

“Fine, then bring another twenty.” Since she hadn’t really eaten well herself, Xu Si waved to the boss: “Boss, another twenty skewers, please.”

Three minutes later.

“Boss, another twenty skewers.”

Half an hour later.

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Xu Si gritted her teeth and ground her teeth: “Boss, the last twenty skewers!”

“Chew chew chew, little fierce ghost, so tasty. Why aren’t you eating anymore?” Nan Xian munched on skewers while moving the barbecue from Xu Si’s plate onto his own.

Xu Si snorted coldly: “I’m human!”

“Oh, that’s too bad. Since that’s the case, I’ll serve you then.”

Seeing the god who benefited and then acted cute, Xu Si closed her eyes to comfort herself.

‘It’s okay, he earned six hundred thousand. This barbecue is nothing. Six hundred thousand, six hundred thousand, six hundred thousand for a barbecue is reasonable, reasonable!’

An hour later.

‘Does this god really have to live?’

Xu Si could no longer laugh. She stared blankly at the pile of barbecue skewers on the table.

Her expression blank as she met the boss’s gaze, which shifted from surprise to shock and finally to fright.

Of course, who would believe a thin, weak girl could eat a whole table piled with ten centimeters thick bamboo skewers of barbecue?

“Finished eating?” Xu Si gave Nan Xian a killer look.

Nan Xian belatedly realized and awkwardly put down the last skewer.

“Not bad!”

‘Go to hell with your “not bad.”’ Xu Si took a deep breath. “Boss, the bill!”

“Coming.” The boss handed over the bill nervously: “Miss, that’s 3,280 yuan. I’ll round it off for you. Just 3,200 will do.”

“Okay.” Xu Si smiled stiffly.

She painfully took out her phone. Only after the bill was settled did the boss relax and hand her a box of digestive tablets.

“Miss, this is a gift. No charge.”

Xu Si: “...”

She glanced at the ethereal god who stood up gracefully, closed her eyes, and took the medicine without any psychological burden.

“Thanks, boss. I really need this.”

“Oh, by the way, boss, could you recommend a food that’s filling and cheap? I ate a bit too much.”

“Cheap and filling, huh?” The boss thought for a moment. “Flour-based food is suitable.”

“Okay, thanks.”

No sooner had Xu Si finished speaking than her phone rang.

Nan Xian, unable to care about his dignity, stretched his neck and leaned over.

“Yo, Senior Si!”

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